Mar 19, 2010
Sweeter Than This
If anyone had told me a year ago that I’d be caught pushing and pulling a big ‘ole black weighted sled around a parking lot, I would have looked at them like they had been in the sun too long eating beans. That, however, is exactly what I did last night in personal training. Prowler Sled Personal training was as grueling as ever last night. It started out glorious with a mile run in the... read more
Mar 12, 2010
Sparkle Me
Do you ever wonder if some of the medicines you take or the food you eat makes you stupid? I’m serious. I open my mouth and the most ignorant phrases erupt. Projectile stupidity. It’s almost as if the words that flow from my mouth (and hands if I’m typing) are coming not from my brain but from some monkey that hasn’t learned the English language. I’m a smart girl. I graduated at... read more
Feb 19, 2010
Set Fire to the Third Bar
Once upon a time in a gym not so far away lived a fairytale queen with a squeaky voice. She loved her kingdom and (nearly) everyone in it. Her ruffled hair and shiny red face entranced all who saw her. She ruled her kingdom not by intimidation or envy, but by smiles and grunts of frustration. To most who do not know her, she probably appears to be the village idiot; smiling blindly through... read more

